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Home: Wherever he drops.
Age: Somewhere between adolescence, senescence, and 86 proof.
Profession: Rousing the bowsers in his band and the peanut gallery while making a party of life and a profit off that.
Hobbies: Beaming benevolently. Forgetting what day it is.
Last Book Read: Tom Brown's School Days by Thomas Hughes.
Last Accomplishment: Convincing a soccer ball to come back to the Holiday Inn with him.
Quote: "As long as you're up, get me a Grant's, Johnny Walker, Beefeater, Tanqueray, Courvoisier, Hennessy, Watney's Guinness..."
Profile: The indiscreet charm of the belated bourgeoisie. The pub-prancing personification of Everysod. The last [perhaps only] Limey lout-as-star not consumed by ego.
Beer: Boy Howdy! |
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