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Home: Last House on the left.

Age: Three square to the tenth power.

Profession: Bazooka crawlies.

Hobbies: Measuring the IKG's of the nubile young.

Last Book Read: Conan Comes To Brooklyn.

Last Accomplishment: A quantum leap in the technology of footlight smokebombs.

Quote: "Are my zits all covered, Gene?"

Profile: Firm and lean, when standing next to a mirror. Risibilities unlimited, fullcourt press and chock fulla nuts. Potential for great public exploitation, ambulatory therapy and letting the good bogs roll. Coming on strong in Vegematic boots.

Beer: Boy Howdy!
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