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Home: Last House on the left.
Age: Three square to the tenth power.
Profession: Bazooka crawlies.
Hobbies: Measuring the IKG's of the nubile young.
Last Book Read: Conan Comes To Brooklyn.
Last Accomplishment: A quantum leap in the technology of footlight smokebombs.
Quote: "Are my zits all covered, Gene?"
Profile: Firm and lean, when standing next to a mirror. Risibilities unlimited, fullcourt press and chock fulla nuts. Potential for great public exploitation, ambulatory therapy and letting the good bogs roll. Coming on strong in Vegematic boots.
Beer: Boy Howdy! |
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