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Home: Beantown, U.S.A.

Age: Old enough to know how.

Profession: Croupiers of Overjive.

Hobbies: A talent both generalized and specific for promoting celestial ecstasy in the nymphets of 5 continents.

Last Book Read: Fear And Loathing In Fargo, N.D. by Akbar del Piombo (Olympic Press).

Quote: "Grease your lips, and get ready, 'cuz we're gonna do a valve job on ya. We may be fay, sho ain't gay, but that greaseball mambo has got us in its sway."

Last Accomplishment: Kicking the Brylcreem habit.

Profile: These beantown getdowns, when provoked, have been known to produce massive cases of uncontrollable shuggabugga. They have developed a marvelous talent for memorizing the entire lyrics to the theme songs of: Car 54, Where Are You, Hazel and Divorce Court. These boys also possess a genuine warmth for 15 year old girls.

Beer: Boy Howdy!
Photo by Charlie Auringer