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| Home: The top floor of the Desert Inn. Age: Reptilian. Profession: Turning the sounds of mating giraffes into big bux. Hobbies: Posing for promo shots, sending Bev Bevan on the road, practicing humility, sheltering Jeff Lynne from reality, checking his pulse. Last Book Read: History Of Classical Gas by Ludwig "Hot Sauce" Beethoven. Last Accomplishment: Synthesizing the previously unsynthesizable. Quote: "Cats and dogs, I wanna be free." Profile: Led by Birmingham's leading air-head and proponent of conceptual fart and doodoo noises, Jeff Lynne, ELO have single-handedly reduced the unemployment rate to below 7%, created punk rock, made the world safe for zoned-out hippies from outer space and only managed to commit six sexual blunders. Beer: Boy Howdy! |
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Photo by Michael N. Marks
