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Home: The Wiggly (Not So) Beautiful World.
Age: Shriveling up.
Profession: Coal mining spud boys.
Hobbies: Collecting space junk, satisfying uncontrollable urges, playing with "Mr. Potatohead," composing corporate anthems, finding love without anger, de-evolving.
Last Book Read: Whip It by the Marquis de Sade.
Last Accomplishment: Encouraging fans to look as ridiculous as they do!
Quote: "Slap yo mammy down!"
Profile: Rising from the industrial wasteland and spudland capital of Akron, Ohio, these blockheads took Darwin's theories in reverse, offering America the sound of things falling apart, and giving Mongoloids everywhere a new purpose and cause.
Beer: Boy Howdy! |
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