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Home: On the ceiling of every teenage boy's bedroom.
Age: 126 beats per minute.
Profession: Sublimating psycho-sexual urges by performing songs about giant ants.
Hobbies: Understating the obvious while overstating the sensational; stalking Nancy Sinatra, Jr. for hot new fashion tips; looking out for number one (with a bullet).
Last Book Read: The Wind In The Willows Hits Alphaville by Justin Other Memory.
Last Accomplishment: Having their pizza and eating it, too.
Quote: "Thank you for coming... to our show."
Profile: This fun group of guys and gal have proved that ripping people to shreds can be profitable in more ways than one. Recipe: mix taste with trash, throw in a few glass hearts and cook for three albums. Stir occasionally, remove from oven and eat to the beat.
Beer: Boy Howdy! |
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